Waiting for a madman in a blue box.
onyxstoned asked: So me and Steven were debating on if you'd let me see you noodz

He told me! You crazy girl lol.


*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex


*plans life around having a rich significant other*

girl: “come over”

me: “but I’m playing the kim kardashian game”

girl: “my parents arent home”

me: “I have to attend my birthday party and a photoshoot I have no energy”